OMG, I just opened an (unsolicited) email for a waist fat blasting product apparently endorsed by none other than the chubby but charming Oprah Winfrey.

I tell you what, if Oprah is pinning her waist fat burning hopes on Acai berry products like those I’ve been offered today, she is going to be sorely disappointed – and not for the first time, I gather.

In this email, I was promised that the Acai berry product would burn my waist fat, increase my metabolism, fix my bad moods, give me confidence, cleanse and detoxify me, give me energy, better sex and a clean colon.

Well, what more could a girl desperate to lose waist fat ask for?

How about a bit of honesty.

I have been promised that this little pill is a natural ab fat blaster, with no side effects.

I am told I do not have to change my diet or do any exercise.

It is hinted to me that a famous US celebrity endorses this product (but she’s still quite uncomfortably overweight, right? Hmmm…)

I am told a pack of lies.

Now, Oprah may or may not be involved with this manufacturer and if she is, I can see exactly why she is having no luck in losing her waist fat and keeping it off. Though I know little of Oprah, being an ignorant non daytime TV watching Aussie sheila, I do know that Oprah is a well respected celebrity and a famous yo yo dieter who tends to rely on short cuts and excuses as an integral part of her regular (lack of) fitness program.

If you are delivered of a magic acai berry email endorsed by Oprah, save your money, even if it seems cheap. These people are the new travelling medicine show and once they make their money they will rush out of town before anyone can catch them.

The only way this type of product works is if you put it on top of a hill 5km away and go out every morning and evening to get your tablet, taking a salad sandwich and an apple with you for sustainance.

If you want to get rid of love handles as fast as possible, you have to learn how to eat and exercise for your body type. This will increase your metabolism, clean your colon and detoxify your body quite naturally and reasonably quickly without any uncomfortable or embarassing side effects.

Your moods will also become more positive and its highly likely someone nice will want to have regular sex with you.

And the cost? A bit of time, effort and commitment on your part to get rid of love handles. No bitter pills to swallow.

If you need a bit of encouragement and advice, download my 5 simple steps to fat loss to get you on the right track right now. It won’t cost you a cent.

No End to Oprah’s Waist Fat Woes is a post from: Get Rid of Love Handles where you learn how to get rid of love handles fast, lose your love handles, burn your waist fat and ab fat

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